Kapan Kawin?

stop this habit of asking people to get married

Written by Andi Bazaar | Dec 16th, 2021

"life is much happier when people stop asking
kapan kawin for fuck sake iseng-iseng." — Andi Bazaar

Seriously, I was never offended when people asked me 'kapan kawin?' and I was like ‘doain aja ya.’

When people saying ‘doain aja ya’ doesn’t mean we don’t want to talk about it, people just tired of being asked the same questions for many times.

Stop this habit of asking people to get married cuz some people of their age are married and you know what, many people of your age are dead but nobody has asked you to die.

Please be considerate of other people feelings too, for me being in touch with people yang ngga ngomongin ‘kapan kawin’ melulu is such a good experience. I always loved the inspire and open minded people.

Tapi sesungguhnya:

“life is much happier when people stop asking kapan kawin for iseng-iseng or basa-basi full of shit.”

I mean it doesn’t matter how hard you try to explain to everyone, but to some people those "kapan kawin" was only basa-basi for nothing shit. Please stop ngurusin hidup orang lain dengan pertanyaan sensitif sejuta umat ‘kapan kawin’ — mind other people’s private lives.

Sejatinnya pertanyaan ‘kapan kawin’ itu it’s bloody irritating people, just stop playing basa-basi and kindly mind your own business. I will judge people who ask ‘kapan kawin?’ as an insensitive bastard.

The 'kapan kawin?' joke is still hilarious for some people in 2021, you don’t press me but really piss me off.

So yeah, I’d like to say fuck you to all of you people who thinks ‘kapan kawin’ is an appropriate-thoughtful-question to ask.

— to be continued —